Massapequa family has odd malady

Breaking news. Three family members have been discovered to have yellowing fingers and toes. Witnesses state that
this odd manifestation began in mid June. Local medical personnel said that although rare, the malady seems to dissipate
and totally disappear by late October. The family patriarch, whose wrist watch band was covered in tiny white fish scales when interviewed,
invited the reporter over for barbecue.
It was hot as hell with absolutely no breeze at 8AM. Snappers continue to grow larger and three came back for the barbie. (Yes,
a fourth snapper was rumored to exist but local law enforcement personnel were stymied in their efforts to locate it this morning. The weakfish pictured,
a likely suspect in the disappearance, showed itself just after the start of the incoming, but croaked its total innocence in the matter.