Your Biggest Nightmare

Among a host of other things, much too much speed.

Damn - I think he was the cook, somehow he wound up at the helm.

The sad thing is that I'll bet he passed his boating safety test...

@jpd I think he was cooked. He was so nonchalant crashing into things like it was nothing. I felt sorry for the poor bastard that just got done cleaning his boat and then watch it get crunched. Can anyone imagine his thought process there?

I trailer my boat, & whenever I think about putting it in a slip I think of things like this.....john

@jpd I think he was cooked. He was so nonchalant crashing into things like it was nothing. I felt sorry for the poor bastard that just got done cleaning his boat and then watch it get crunched. Can anyone imagine his thought process there?

I'm thinking he was rushing in to have a "Crew Meeting" with the other mate on board. Don't know why he just didn't head out of the inlet a ways to do that...

WOW, CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE COULD BE THAT RECKLESS AND HAVE NO BOAT OPERATING SKILLS WHATSOEVER.

Was he found to be intoxicated or on some form of drugs???

WOW, CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE COULD BE THAT RECKLESS AND HAVE NO BOAT OPERATING SKILLS WHATSOEVER.

Was he found to be intoxicated or on some form of drugs???

No clue but one thing is clear. He had zero knowledge on how to run that boat. Just a complete idiot that should be banned from a helm for life.

Having the boat in a slip with the outboard tilted & sticking out would keep me up nites......John

Having the boat in a slip with the outboard tilted & sticking out would keep me up nites......John

I have the exact opposite nightmare, as my dock & boat can sit on the bottom on extreme tides. Can't believe how many times I schlepp on down at 03:00 in my skivvies to make sure I tilted the engine up...

That guy had to be on drugs.

That guy had to be on drugs.

And apparently, not very good ones...

I looks like perhaps his throttle was stuck open and all he had was forward, reverse, and neutral.

I thought he did pretty good

And apparently, not very good ones...

Meth. Go big or go home.

He took the boat without permission to impress his girlfriend, 32 years old jacked up on pills and alcohol. Was charged with grand theft and bui. Brendan Sheridan, a legend in Florida.

He took the boat without permission to impress his girlfriend, 32 years old jacked up on pills and alcohol. Was charged with grand theft and bui. Brendan Sheridan, a legend in Florida.

Florida Man!

He took the boat without permission to impress his girlfriend, 32 years old jacked up on pills and alcohol. Was charged with grand theft and bui. Brendan Sheridan, a legend in Florida.

Looky here: Man charged with BUI after Bayfront Park boat crash caused thousands worth of damages

Ah yes, only a couple of words come to mind. Douch bag.
Those really are not the words but you know !!.