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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2019#221

Bambi 1, Hunter 0...

[[SIZE=6]https://www.pressherald.com/2019/10/25/hunter-fatally-gored-by-a-deer-he-thought-he-killed-officials-say/[/SIZE]]('https://www.pressherald.com/2019/10/25/hunter-fatally-gored-by-a-deer-he-thought-he-killed-officials-say/')

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
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Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#222

I wonder if i contacted the Coast Guard if they could direct me to that "small rocky islet 200 miles off the nearest coastline".

Just to see if buy chance he really is hallucinating. :) Of course this would be strictly for scientific purposes. :giggle:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-fisherman-lost-at-sea-for-14-days-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-mermaids/?fbclid=IwAR0q8tA5l9i8IZoKRb_Ce2qKKcB0dJ-ikROa_B3H9jy8LdhL7xEsIxhAjBk[/URL]

Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
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wader
waderFREE2019#223

Don - you do realize that's satire - right?

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#224

Duh, No. :eek: Whatcha talkin about Willis ??

Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
CommodoreOriginal Crew5,182 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#225

Duh, No. :eek: Whatcha talkin about Willis ??

the site publishes satire - that wasn't a real article
:)

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#226

the site publishes satire - that wasn't a real article
:)

Oh Snap !! you ruined my day. ;)

Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
CommodoreOriginal Crew5,182 postsSince 2018
Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#227

Larry, i suppose your going to tell me this is fake news also ?? :eek::)

. [Philippines: Mermaid enthusiast accidentally harpooned to death by local fishermen]('https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/philippines-mermaid-enthusiast-accidentally-harpooned-to-death-by-local-fishermen/')

Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
CommodoreOriginal Crew5,182 postsSince 2018
Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2019#228

Never quite thought of this new "challenge", but it does make sense...

[[SIZE=6]1.5 Million Packages a Day: The Internet Brings Chaos to N.Y. Streets[/SIZE]]('https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/27/nyregion/nyc-amazon-delivery.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage')

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
AdmiralOriginal Crew21,717 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#229

Larry, i suppose your going to tell me this is fake news also ?? :eek::)

. [Philippines: Mermaid enthusiast accidentally harpooned to death by local fishermen]('https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/philippines-mermaid-enthusiast-accidentally-harpooned-to-death-by-local-fishermen/')

World News Daily Report is a satirical fake news website, purportedly describing itself as an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe. [Wikipedia]('https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_News_Daily_Report')

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2019#230

Some people CANNOT let nature runs its course...

[[SIZE=5]Prosthetic leg sought for duck after fox attack[/SIZE]]('https://www.pressherald.com/2019/10/27/prosthetic-leg-sought-for-duck-after-fox-attack/')

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
AdmiralOriginal Crew21,717 postsSince 2018
Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#231

World News Daily Report is a satirical fake news website, purportedly describing itself as an American Jewish Zionist newspaper based in Tel Aviv and dedicated on covering biblical archeology news and other mysteries around the Globe. [Wikipedia]('https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_News_Daily_Report')

Sigh. Technology is ruining my world. :(

Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
CommodoreOriginal Crew5,182 postsSince 2018
Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#232

Some people CANNOT let nature runs its course...

[[SIZE=5]Prosthetic leg sought for duck after fox attack[/SIZE]]('https://www.pressherald.com/2019/10/27/prosthetic-leg-sought-for-duck-after-fox-attack/')

LMAO !!! See, this is Real news.
Where the Hell have we gone wrong ??

Why the hell would he make a prosthetic leg free for a Duck and charge a friend (Human) $6,300. for someone who could help make this a better World. Guess i just don't understand.

Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
CommodoreOriginal Crew5,182 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#233

seriously???

:rolleyes:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-maryland-men-got-fight-044650569.html[/URL]

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
movetheboat

[SIZE=7][MAN CRASHES CAR, GRABS TACKLE BOX AND LEAVES THE SCENE TO GO FISHING]('https://countryrebel.com/man-crashes-car-grabs-tackle-box-and-leaves-the-scene-to-go-fishing/')[/SIZE]
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photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot

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[SIZE=5]MAN CRASHES CAR THEN LEAVES TO GO FISHING[/SIZE]
According to [WTAE-TV Pittsburgh News]('https://www.wtae.com/article/man-walks-away-from-route-28-crash-scene-says-hes-going-fishing/29695435'), a man was reportedly driving down Route 28 in Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania when he crashed his car and then left the scene to go fishing before the cops could get there.
photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot[SIZE=5]WITNESSES EXPLAIN WHAT THEY SAW[/SIZE]
This happened on Monday morning (Nov 4th, 2019), the [Pittsburgh’s Action News 4’s crew reported]('https://www.wtae.com/article/man-walks-away-from-route-28-crash-scene-says-hes-going-fishing/29695435') after they made it to the scene of the crash. Apparently, the man lost control of his car for some unknown reason and flipped it upside down near the guard rails.
Witnesses to the crash gave testimony that after he flipped the vehicle he crawled out and proceeded to grab his fishing pole and tackle box in the back of the car. After collecting his gear they said he just walked away.
photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot[SIZE=5]OFFICIALS ARE LOOKING FOR THE MAN[/SIZE]
[Pittsburgh’s Action News reported]('https://www.wtae.com/article/man-walks-away-from-route-28-crash-scene-says-hes-going-fishing/29695435') that an ambulance just so happened to be driving behind the man when he crashed and pulled over to help him. When they asked if he was all right, the man replied with “I’m going fishing,” as he walked away.
Guess he wasn’t going to let this car crash get in the way of enjoying a good day of fishing. The news crew spoke to the police who arrived on the scene before them and stated that they have not been able to locate the man’s whereabouts.
They’re still investigting the reason for the crash and searching for him.

CommodoreOriginal Crew12,530 postsSince 2018
Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2019#235

[SIZE=7][MAN CRASHES CAR, GRABS TACKLE BOX AND LEAVES THE SCENE TO GO FISHING]('https://countryrebel.com/man-crashes-car-grabs-tackle-box-and-leaves-the-scene-to-go-fishing/')[/SIZE]
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[IMG alt="Man Crashes Car, Grabs Tackle Box And Leaves The Scene To Go Fishing | Country Music Videos"]https://countryrebel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/askdhfalskdhfalkf-480x270.jpg[/IMG]
photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot

Advertisement
[SIZE=5]MAN CRASHES CAR THEN LEAVES TO GO FISHING[/SIZE]
According to [WTAE-TV Pittsburgh News]('https://www.wtae.com/article/man-walks-away-from-route-28-crash-scene-says-hes-going-fishing/29695435'), a man was reportedly driving down Route 28 in Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania when he crashed his car and then left the scene to go fishing before the cops could get there.
photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot[SIZE=5]WITNESSES EXPLAIN WHAT THEY SAW[/SIZE]
This happened on Monday morning (Nov 4th, 2019), the [Pittsburgh’s Action News 4’s crew reported]('https://www.wtae.com/article/man-walks-away-from-route-28-crash-scene-says-hes-going-fishing/29695435') after they made it to the scene of the crash. Apparently, the man lost control of his car for some unknown reason and flipped it upside down near the guard rails.
Witnesses to the crash gave testimony that after he flipped the vehicle he crawled out and proceeded to grab his fishing pole and tackle box in the back of the car. After collecting his gear they said he just walked away.
photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot[SIZE=5]OFFICIALS ARE LOOKING FOR THE MAN[/SIZE]
[Pittsburgh’s Action News reported]('https://www.wtae.com/article/man-walks-away-from-route-28-crash-scene-says-hes-going-fishing/29695435') that an ambulance just so happened to be driving behind the man when he crashed and pulled over to help him. When they asked if he was all right, the man replied with “I’m going fishing,” as he walked away.
Guess he wasn’t going to let this car crash get in the way of enjoying a good day of fishing. The news crew spoke to the police who arrived on the scene before them and stated that they have not been able to locate the man’s whereabouts.
They’re still investigting the reason for the crash and searching for him.

Like I always tell the Admiral when she asks me to do something that's going to take "only an hour", "I said I wanted to go fishing at in 30 min NOT not on a whim, but because the tide is primo at where I want to fish at THAT time!!"

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
AdmiralOriginal Crew21,717 postsSince 2018
movetheboat

BRAINDEAD MOFOS

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Poll: 62% of Trump fans say they support him no matter what

CommodoreOriginal Crew12,530 postsSince 2018
Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#237

seriously???

:rolleyes:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/two-maryland-men-got-fight-044650569.html[/URL]

Hey WAIT, are you below the Mason Dixon line ?? ;)

Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
CommodoreOriginal Crew5,182 postsSince 2018
Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#238

[SIZE=7][MAN CRASHES CAR, GRABS TACKLE BOX AND LEAVES THE SCENE TO GO FISHING]('https://countryrebel.com/man-crashes-car-grabs-tackle-box-and-leaves-the-scene-to-go-fishing/')[/SIZE]
Advertisement
[IMG alt="Man Crashes Car, Grabs Tackle Box And Leaves The Scene To Go Fishing | Country Music Videos"]https://countryrebel.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/askdhfalskdhfalkf-480x270.jpg[/IMG]
photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot

Advertisement
[SIZE=5]MAN CRASHES CAR THEN LEAVES TO GO FISHING[/SIZE]
According to [WTAE-TV Pittsburgh News]('https://www.wtae.com/article/man-walks-away-from-route-28-crash-scene-says-hes-going-fishing/29695435'), a man was reportedly driving down Route 28 in Natrona Heights, Pennsylvania when he crashed his car and then left the scene to go fishing before the cops could get there.
photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot[SIZE=5]WITNESSES EXPLAIN WHAT THEY SAW[/SIZE]
This happened on Monday morning (Nov 4th, 2019), the [Pittsburgh’s Action News 4’s crew reported]('https://www.wtae.com/article/man-walks-away-from-route-28-crash-scene-says-hes-going-fishing/29695435') after they made it to the scene of the crash. Apparently, the man lost control of his car for some unknown reason and flipped it upside down near the guard rails.
Witnesses to the crash gave testimony that after he flipped the vehicle he crawled out and proceeded to grab his fishing pole and tackle box in the back of the car. After collecting his gear they said he just walked away.
photo credit: Pittsburgh’s Action News video screenshot[SIZE=5]OFFICIALS ARE LOOKING FOR THE MAN[/SIZE]
[Pittsburgh’s Action News reported]('https://www.wtae.com/article/man-walks-away-from-route-28-crash-scene-says-hes-going-fishing/29695435') that an ambulance just so happened to be driving behind the man when he crashed and pulled over to help him. When they asked if he was all right, the man replied with “I’m going fishing,” as he walked away.
Guess he wasn’t going to let this car crash get in the way of enjoying a good day of fishing. The news crew spoke to the police who arrived on the scene before them and stated that they have not been able to locate the man’s whereabouts.
They’re still investigting the reason for the crash and searching for him.

Well maybe he was tying flies and crashed. Then as fishing was on his bucket list,well you know. :giggle:

Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
CommodoreOriginal Crew5,182 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#239

Hey WAIT, are you below the Mason Dixon line ?? ;)

yes sir - Down in Dixie

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#240

yes sir - Down in Dixie

Nuff said !! :giggle:

Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
CommodoreOriginal Crew5,182 postsSince 2018

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