the "Headline That Caught My Attention or the WTF" thread

What could possibly go wrong here? :unsure:

MTB could sneak up on you? :ROFLMAO:

interesting if not down right scary read............

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You know, I never gave the potential dangers to graffiti artists much though --- until I read this!!

[[SIZE=5]Russians spot polar bear painted in cryptic graffiti[/SIZE]]('https://www.pressherald.com/2019/12/03/russians-spot-polar-bear-painted-in-cryptic-graffiti/')

Takes some real brass ones to spray paint a polar bear and chance a Posthumous Darwin Award Nomination

South Dakota must have some real geniuses for their add campaign to spread awareness about meth ?

[[SIZE=7][COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)]BANANA DUCT-TAPED TO A WALL SELLS FOR $120,000 AT ART BASEL MIAMI[/COLOR][/SIZE]]('https://www.newsweek.com/banana-duct-tape-120-000-maurizio-cattelan-art-basel-miami-gold-toilet-1475677')

Unbelievable what some rich moron will buy.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/did-a-tarot-card-reading-predict-the-rolling-stones-altamont-disaster-50-years-ago-235130862.html[/URL]

Who'd a thunk it...

Thousands of 'Penis Fish' Have Washed Up on a California Beach

...... only in California. 8-)

[SIZE=7]IRISH FARMER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A LEPRECHAUN[/SIZE]

Irish farmer claims he was sexually assaulted by a leprechaun

[SIZE=7]DRUNK ALABAMA MAN ARRESTED FOR SEXUALLY ASSAULTING CHURCH NATIVITY SCENE DONKEY AND OX FIGURES [/SIZE]

[Drunk Alabama man arrested for sexually assaulting church nativity scene donkey and ox figures]('https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/drunk-alabama-man-arrested-for-sexually-assaulting-church-nativity-scene-donkey-and-ox-figures/')

Just in time for the holidays, a Legacy Fruitcake Tale...

[[SIZE=5]Some families pass down jewelry, watches or even recipes. But a Michigan family has its own heirloom: a 141-year-old fruitcake.[/SIZE]]('https://www.pressherald.com/2019/12/14/141-year-old-fruitcake-is-michigan-familys-heirloom/')

Rut-Roh - Things amiss in Oldmud's Hood!! His town and the neighboring one have been a hotbed of rabies for the past few years.

[[SIZE=6]Three fox attacks occur near elementary school Monday[/SIZE]]('https://www.pressherald.com/2019/12/16/update-three-fox-attacks-occur-near-bath-elementary-school-monday/')

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/magnetic-north-pole-changes-time-215200900.html[/URL]

Gonna have to call Mud today and see if he's carrying Pepper Spray. Can't believe that this is the best they got...

[[SIZE=6]In Bath rabies outbreak, state says to carry pepper spray, make property ‘less inviting’ to animals[/SIZE]]('https://www.pressherald.com/2019/12/18/in-bath-rabies-outbreak-ifwl-says-to-carry-pepper-spray-make-property-less-inviting-to-animals/')

Cleanup in aisle 6! :oops:

[[SIZE=7][COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)]Man Busted For Lewd Act In Walmart Toy Aisle[/COLOR][/SIZE]]('http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/another-vile-walmart-patron-285930')

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/coyote-central-park-pet-owners-070631122.html[/URL]

:oops:

I wonder if the fish ever heard W. C. Fields' response to a woman who accused him of going to drown in a vat of whiskey, Drown in a vat of whiskey, Death where is thy sting?

[[SIZE=6]Jim Beam fined $600,000 in massive bourbon spill that killed fish[/SIZE]]('https://www.pressherald.com/2019/12/28/jim-beam-fined-600000-in-massive-bourbon-spill-that-killed-fish/')

Coming soon to you, reduced-fart fillet mignon with bleu cheese???

[[SIZE=5]Could feeding seaweed to cows cut methane and help save the planet?[/SIZE]]('https://www.pressherald.com/2019/12/29/could-feeding-seaweed-to-cows-cut-methane-and-help-save-the-planet/')

:oops:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.businessinsider.com/giant-drone-swarm-mystery-in-colorado-nebraska-skies-2019-12[/URL]