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[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.foxnews.com/sports/keith-olbermann-calls-mlb-confiscate-cardinals-franchise-he-accuses-them-trump-celebration[/URL]

"Attn @mlb ban these guys from baseball for life, confiscate the @Cardinals franchise, and implode the stadium," he wrote on X, equating the players to "Trump Nazis" and that they should "stick to sports."

"America has had enough of this s---," [Olbermann added]('https://x.com/KeithOlbermann/status/1815561570631450794').

Sick people walk among us. Unbelievable.

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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2024#5302

WC Fields was correct, don't drink the water!!

[HEADING=2][SIZE=6]Sharks test positive for cocaine in Brazil’s drug-polluted waters[/SIZE][/HEADING]
Brazilian sharpnose sharks found with cocaine in their livers and muscles highlight the impact of the illegal drug trade on marine life, scientists say.

Scientists have found traces of cocaine in wild sharks off the coast of Brazil, in a discovery that highlights the risks to marine life of the illegal cocaine trade.

The Brazilian sharpnose sharks were captured by fishing fleets off the coast of the state of Rio de Janeiro in southeastern Brazil between September 2021 and August 2023. The 13 sharks – three male and 10 female – all tested positive for cocaine, researchers said in a study published in the journal Science of the Total Environment.

The drug, along with benzoylecgonine, the major metabolite of cocaine, was found in their muscle tissue and livers.

Researchers don’t know exactly how the sharks were exposed to the drug. But they suspect that traces of cocaine were probably discharged into the coastal region through raw sewage in rivers and urban canals.

Another potential source of exposure, according to scientists, is cocaine packs drifting in water and not discovered by drug smugglers or authorities, which pose a risk if sharks bite into them.

That was the case with another apex predator, [Cocaine Bear, a 500-pound black bear in Georgia that overdosed on cocaine]('https://www.pressherald.com/2022/12/01/cocaine-bear-the-subject-of-a-new-movie-is-based-on-the-true-story-about-black-bear-who-overdosed/') thought to have been tossed from a drug smuggler’s plane. The bear’s skeletal remains were discovered in 1985 by narcotics investigators. The story was loosely translated into a 2023 horror movie in which the bear went berserk. (In reality, authorities believed the bear probably overdosed swiftly.)

Researchers said this is the first time cocaine has been detected in wild sharks worldwide, and their findings “point to the potential impacts of the presence of illicit drugs in environments.”

Researchers also worry about cocaine reentering the food chain; the sharks are fished for their meat.

Previous studies have found illegal drugs, and legal medications, are accumulating in waters around the world, including in São Paulo state, where scientists say cocaine contamination is posing an ecological threat to marine life including mussels and oysters.

Researchers previously found that the level of cocaine in waters around São Paulo, home to Brazil’s most populous city, was similar to the amount of caffeine in coffee and tea, which they described as a “huge concentration.” It has also been detected in the state’s drinking water.

In 2019, British researchers found freshwater shrimp were being exposed to cocaine and other pharmaceuticals in the country’s rivers.

Global cocaine consumption has soared in recent decades, according to the United Nations. Brazilians are among the biggest consumers of the drug in South America, according to the study’s authors.

The Brazilian researchers chose to study the sharpnose shark because of its small size and the fact that it inhabits an area that is subject to significant contamination from sewage, making it an “environmental sentinel.”

They found that cocaine levels were three times as high in the muscle as they were in the liver, and that the female sharks had higher cocaine concentrations in muscle tissue compared with males. The amount of cocaine and benzoylecgonine found in the sharks “exceeded levels reported in the literature for fish and other aquatic organisms by up to two orders of magnitude.”

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
AdmiralOriginal Crew21,717 postsSince 2018
jpd
jpdMODnoreaster.com2024#5303

The world has gone amok....

[URL unfurl="true"]https://nypost.com/2024/07/26/us-news/teen-accused-of-derailing-trains-for-insane-youtube-video/[/URL]

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns- Mario Puzo
CommodoreOriginal Crew9,876 postsSince 2018
Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2024#5305

The world has gone amok....

[URL unfurl="true"]https://nypost.com/2024/07/26/us-news/teen-accused-of-derailing-trains-for-insane-youtube-video/[/URL]

Sad commentary as the desperate desire for "Social Media" Notoriety drives people's behavior. At least the idiots who run up extensive CC debt to get that "perfect vacation" for Instagram post are only destructive to the instigator...

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
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[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.outkick.com/culture/elon-musk-gavin-newsom-kamala-harris-parody-tweet[/URL]

AdmiralOriginal Crew20,417 postsSince 2019
Rick67
Rick67FREE2024#5308

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/boars-head-recalls-7-million-pounds-deli-meat-after-being-linked-listeria-outbreak[/URL]

Gee they probably spend more than the big names to prevent that. Somebody must have snuck some dreamers in the line.

KFA-NY BOD.
Yellow Eyed Devils.
Yak Pack.
CommodoreOriginal Crew6,097 postsSince 2019
Avenger
Avengernoreaster.com2024#5309

How come all lobsters are named Larry?

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/north-carolina-red-lobster-receives-rare-orange-lobster-accidentally-delivered-restaurant[/URL]

Chrome warns this may be a phishing site. Well, Duh,... Stupid jerks can't even spell fishing right.
CaptainOriginal Crew3,431 postsSince 2019
Jaws1948

How come all lobsters are named Larry?

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/north-carolina-red-lobster-receives-rare-orange-lobster-accidentally-delivered-restaurant[/URL]

Not all lobsters. Some are females and are named Laura.

Lose your dreams and you will lose your mind - Rolling Stones
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Rick67
Rick67FREE2024#5314

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/chick-fil-a-bud-lights-dylan-mulvaney-lead-woke-files-gasparinos-new-book[/URL]

Interesting read.

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They should have held on to him. You best have big balls asking for it in any bar I go to, even the bar maids will be like like “You want that in the CAN or a glass”.

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Yellow Eyed Devils.
Yak Pack.
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jpd
jpdMODnoreaster.com2024#5315

This woman actually wrote this with a straight face?
Some of the responses are hilarious.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://nypost.com/2024/08/08/us-news/columnist-defends-walz-putting-tampons-in-boys-rooms-as-way-for-king-stud-guys-to-offer-them-to-girls/[/URL]

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns- Mario Puzo
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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2024#5317

LOL:
[HEADING=2][Inside the Worst Three Weeks of Donald Trump’s 2024 Campaign]('https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/10/us/politics/trump-campaign-election.html')[/HEADING]
People around the former and would-be president see a candidate knocked off his bearings, disoriented by his new contest with Kamala Harris and unsure of how to take her on.

Favorite quote, either he's just lying, or he too is losing his mind...

Mr. Trump threatened to sue The Times over a story about his description in Thursday’s news conference of a near-death experience on a helicopter ride with Willie Brown, the former California politician. Mr. Brown denied ever having flown on a helicopter with Mr. Trump.

And by the way in case he was having a brain fart about who rode with him, Gerry Brown and Gavin Newsome, two people who did ride in a chopper with DJT both said that they never flew with him when the flight had to make an emergency landing...

Another explanation is the old, "They all look the same to me" ploy. Regardless there is no record of the two of them ever being on a helicopter...

Asked if Mr. Trump might have confused the two California politicians because they are both Black, Mr. Brown said, “I wouldn’t want to conclude that he can’t tell Black people apart, because I’d hate for him to think that I’m Beyoncé.”

And then he burst out laughing.

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
AdmiralOriginal Crew21,717 postsSince 2018
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LOL:
[HEADING=2][Inside the Worst Three Weeks of Donald Trump’s 2024 Campaign]('https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/10/us/politics/trump-campaign-election.html')[/HEADING]
People around the former and would-be president see a candidate knocked off his bearings, disoriented by his new contest with Kamala Harris and unsure of how to take her on.

Favorite quote, either he's just lying, or he too is losing his mind...

Mr. Trump threatened to sue The Times over a story about his description in Thursday’s news conference of a near-death experience on a helicopter ride with Willie Brown, the former California politician. Mr. Brown denied ever having flown on a helicopter with Mr. Trump.

My chips are on Trump. They look cozy here.

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AdmiralOriginal Crew20,417 postsSince 2019
Rick67
Rick67FREE2024#5319

LOL:
[HEADING=2][Inside the Worst Three Weeks of Donald Trump’s 2024 Campaign]('https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/10/us/politics/trump-campaign-election.html')[/HEADING]
People around the former and would-be president see a candidate knocked off his bearings, disoriented by his new contest with Kamala Harris and unsure of how to take her on.

Favorite quote, either he's just lying, or he too is losing his mind...

Mr. Trump threatened to sue The Times over a story about his description in Thursday’s news conference of a near-death experience on a helicopter ride with Willie Brown, the former California politician. Mr. Brown denied ever having flown on a helicopter with Mr. Trump.

And by the way in case he was having a brain fart about who rode with him, Gerry Brown and Gavin Newsome, two people who did ride in a chopper with DJT both said that they never flew with him when the flight had to make an emergency landing...

Another explanation is the old, "They all look the same to me" ploy. Regardless there is no record of him ever being on a helicopter that had to make an emergency landing...

I agree, it’s a funny for sure. NYT lol.

KFA-NY BOD.
Yellow Eyed Devils.
Yak Pack.
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jpd
jpdMODnoreaster.com2024#5320

Top right on my MarketPlace options....lol. Queens!

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A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns- Mario Puzo
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