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Koz
KozFREE2019#101

[[SIZE=5]Norway thinks it captured a Beluga whale that was spying for Russia[/SIZE]]('https://www.yahoo.com/news/norway-thinks-captured-beluga-whale-030744381.html')
:oops:

Russia may be resorting to more unconventional methods of espionage these days, dragooning Mother Nature into helping the country extend its spying capabilities. That’s what Norway officials think, at any rate, after the capture of a Beluga whale that was wearing a strange Russian harness — presumably that a GoPro could fit into — that didn’t seem to be related to scientific work.

Norwegian fisherman came across the whale off Norway’s northern coast last week, according to local news reports. The whale seemed unusually tame and relaxed around humans, with Norwegian officials ultimately concluding — there may be a somewhat nefarious reason for that. The reason being, the whale has spent a lot of time around elements of the Russian military.

A BBC report quotes a Norwegian biologist who explained that the harness — which was found to be wrapped tight around the whale’s head and included a pouch to hold a GoPro camera — was not something that Russian scientists would typically use. The biologist, professor Audun Rikardsen, said he’d been told that by a Russian colleague. Also raising a red flag — the fact that Russia has a naval base in the area where the whale was found.

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Old news, and we've been doing the same thing for years ;)

[Military dolphins]('https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_dolphin')

First MateOriginal Crew255 postsSince 2018
jpd
jpdMODnoreaster.com2019#102

Talk about never knowing what hit you.... ?
You could have rushed thru the lights just to wind up right under that, fate is fickle.

[MEDIA=youtube]Sk29sqZ9_VQ[/MEDIA]

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns- Mario Puzo
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Koz
KozFREE2019#103

Talk about never knowing what hit you.... ?
You could have rushed thru the lights just to wind up right under that, fate is fickle.

[MEDIA=youtube]Sk29sqZ9_VQ[/MEDIA]

Yup, you never know. Unlucky lottery life is sometimes.

First MateOriginal Crew255 postsSince 2018
jpd
jpdMODnoreaster.com2019#104

Uh no, this one won't

[[SIZE=7][COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)]Humans will eat maggot sausages as a meat alternative: scientists[/COLOR][/SIZE]]('https://nypost.com/2019/05/01/humans-will-eat-maggot-sausages-as-a-meat-alternative-scientists/')

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns- Mario Puzo
CommodoreOriginal Crew9,876 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#105

hell no

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#106

[SIZE=5][Girl trains pet bird to attack whoever she wants and isn't afraid to use her powers]('https://www.yahoo.com/news/girl-trains-pet-bird-attack-003535667.html')[/SIZE]

[SIZE=4]:oops:[/SIZE]

Twitter user @Apex_sH posted a video of his niece's stunning powers on Tuesday. The girl has the absolutely incredible ability to sic her pet bird on whoever she screams at.
In the video, she stands on a bed while her bird perches on the bed frame. Then, she turns to face the camera and lets out an unholy shriek. Without any hesitation, her bird launches itself at the poor soul recording the video.
Here's a screenshot of that unbridled rage.

[MEDIA=twitter]1123337981677453313[/MEDIA]

the comments at the link are hysterical..........

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#107

[[SIZE=5]Scientists Discover a 2,600-Year-Old Bald Cypress Tree in North Carolina[/SIZE]]('https://weather.com/science/nature/news/2019-05-10-oldest-tree-cypress-north-carolina')

[SIZE=5] :oops: [/SIZE]

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#108

[[SIZE=5]Wendy's employee fired after taking a bubble bath in restaurant sink: 'It is obviously totally unacceptable'[/SIZE]]('https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/wendys-employee-fired-bath-restaurant-sink-viral-video-180400924.html')
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[SIZE=3]A Wendy's employee took a bath in the restaurant's kitchen sink, per a Snapchat video. (Screenshot: Facebook/Haley Leach) [/SIZE]
:oops:

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"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#109

Amazing - Bravo!!

***[SIZE=5][17-year-old set to graduate from Harvard 11 days after graduating high school FOX News Videos 7 hours ago Reactions Reb]('https://www.yahoo.com/news/17-old-set-graduate-harvard-124508226.html')

(y) [/SIZE]***

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#110

[[SIZE=5]Four years after UFO sightings, and just in time for documentary, Navy updates reporting guidelines for pilots[/SIZE]]('https://www.yahoo.com/news/navy-ufos-reporting-guidelines-updated-202515828.html')

The Navy has updated its guidelines for pilots to report unidentified flying objects, [the New York Times reported]('https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/26/us/politics/ufo-sightings-navy-pilots.html'), following a series of mysterious sightings off the East Coast.

The sightings took place four to five years ago, and the article did not explain why the guidelines, originally issued in 2015, were updated earlier this year.

The Navy pilots will be part of a new History Channel series, “Unidentified: Inside America’s UFO Investigation.” The N.Y. Times story, which was widely circulated this week, represented a publicity coup for the network.

The newspaper says pilots based on the aircraft carrier Theodore Roosevelt saw the objects — some of which they described as spinning like tops and reaching 30,000 feet — during the summer of 2014 through March 2015 in training exercises off the Atlantic coast from Virginia to Florida. In 2014, a F/A-18 Super Hornet pilot reported nearly colliding with one. Two pilots were quoted by name in the story. They said they began to see the objects [U]after receiving upgraded radar systems[/U].

“People have seen strange stuff in military aircraft for decades,” Lt. Ryan Graves said. “We’re doing this very complex mission, to go from 30,000 feet, diving down. It would be a pretty big deal to have something up there.”

The N.Y. Times story includes grainy video captured by the plane’s camera. The Navy adjusted its reporting methods for what the military calls “unexplained aerial phenomena” following the Roosevelt incidents.

“There were a number of different reports,” said Navy spokesman Joseph Gradisher, adding that although some cases could be commercial drones, in regard to others, “We don’t know who’s doing this, we don’t have enough data to track this. So the intent of the message to the fleet is to provide updated guidance on reporting procedures for suspected intrusions into our airspace.”

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A scene from the History Channel's "Unidentified: Inside America’s UFO Investigation." (Image: History Channel)

There have been other such reports over the years.

In 2017, the same [reporters published a story]('https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/pentagon-program-ufo-harry-reid.html') about how former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., had pushed for funding for the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program, which investigated unexplained aerial sightings. The program ran from 2007 to 2012.

“I’m not embarrassed or ashamed or sorry I got this thing going,” said Reid in a 2017 N.Y. Times interview. “I think it’s one of the good things I did in my congressional service. I’ve done something that no one has done before.”

That story coincided with the [publication of a Pentagon video]('https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/16/us/politics/unidentified-flying-object-navy.html?module=inline') showing a 2004 incident in which two Navy pilots investigated an unidentified object off the coast of San Diego, Calif. Cmdr. David Fravor, one of the pilots involved, told the N.Y. Times that ***“it had no plumes, wings or rotors and outran our F-18s.”
:oops: ***

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"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
jpd
jpdMODnoreaster.com2019#111

LOL...

[[SIZE=7][COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)]Pig steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk & starts a fight with cow[/COLOR][/SIZE]]('https://ms.thebl.com/97460/pig-steals-18-beers-from-campers-gets-drunk-starts-a-fight-with-cow-2.html')

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns- Mario Puzo
CommodoreOriginal Crew9,876 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#112

LOL...

[[SIZE=7][COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)]Pig steals 18 beers from campers, gets drunk & starts a fight with cow[/COLOR][/SIZE]]('https://ms.thebl.com/97460/pig-steals-18-beers-from-campers-gets-drunk-starts-a-fight-with-cow-2.html')

that's freakin' hysterical......................

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2019#113

[SIZE=5][Florida man dies in meth-lab explosion after lighting farts on fire]('https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/florida-man-dies-in-meth-lab-explosion-after-lighting-farts-on-fire/?fbclid=IwAR0KUV2EVBOA71DE5OCAoKQLFoItSdHby-GLACNvn5pZDstiEwF7S9THXWk')[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]:oops::eek::rolleyes::unsure::unsure::D:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:[/SIZE]

*[SIZE=4]this is the guy.................[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=4]*AINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife.
*[/SIZE]
The man’s wife was found lying naked on the couple’s front yard, reportedly still laughing. “A Blue Angel is when you put a lighter up to your butt and fart on it, making it catch on fire. It’s funny as s—,” explains the mans wife, who claims to be an expert on the subject. “Normally we go to Del Taco because of their $0.59 tacos, but we made some extra cash this week so we went to Chipotle. The farts you get from there could fill a gas chamber. I know he’s looking up from hell laughing his ass off saying it was worth it,” she says smiling through blackened teeth, apparently not caused by the fire.

The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

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"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2019#114

OY!! Right up there with The Man's Show recording women saying that Woman's Suffrage was a bad thing...

Should Americans, as part of their school curriculum, learn Arabic numerals?
***
[CivicScience]('https://civicscience.com/news/'), a Pittsburgh-based research firm, [put that question]('https://triblive.com/news/roman-numerals-anyone-poll-suggests-bias-against-arabic-numerals/') to some 3,200 Americans recently in a poll seemingly about mathematics, but the outcome was a measure of students’ attitudes toward the Arabworld. Some 56 percent of the respondents said, “No.” Fifteen percent had no opinion.

Those results, which quickly inspired more than 24,000 tweets, might have been sharply different had the pollsters explained what “Arabic numerals” are.

There are 10 of them: 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.

That fact prompted John Dick, the chief executive of the polling company, to [label]('https://twitter.com/jdcivicscience/status/1127285936977522688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1127285936977522688&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftriblive.com%2Fnews%2Froman-numerals-anyone-poll-suggests-bias-against-arabic-numerals%2F') the finding “the saddest and funniest testament to American bigotry we’ve ever seen in our data.”
***
Presumably, the Americans who opposed the teaching of Arabic numerals (Republicans in greater proportion than Democrats) lacked the basic knowledge of what they are and also had some aversion to anything described as “Arabic.”

Read the entire sad story, with important historical facts here: [[SIZE=4]Who’s Afraid of Arabic Numerals?[/SIZE]]('https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/04/opinion/arabic-numerals.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage')

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
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wader
waderFREE2019#115

[[SIZE=5]Police arrest ex-deputy who 'did absolutely nothing to mitigate' Parkland school massacre[/SIZE]]('https://www.yahoo.com/gma/former-sheriffs-deputy-arrested-connection-parkland-school-shooting-203100791--abc-news-topstories.html')
A former Florida sheriff's deputy has been arrested on felony charges over his handling of the deadly mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland last year.

Broward County Sheriff’s Office Deputy Scot Peterson, 56, was terminated from his position and charged with multiple counts of child neglect on Tuesday after an internal investigation found that he retreated while students were under attack in the February 2018 shooting, that left 17 people dead.

Internal investigators claimed Peterson “did absolutely nothing to mitigate the MSD shooting,” according to a statement. He faces seven counts of neglect of a child, three counts of culpable negligence and one count of perjury.

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#116

Bravo is right !!! I saw the video's and that, imho is coward-us. Not everyone should be allowed to wear the uniform.

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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2019#117

Oh the (In)Humanity!!!

[[SIZE=5]NYC Crackdown on Ice Cream Trucks[/SIZE]]('https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/05/nyregion/ice-cream-trucks-seized-nyc.html?action=click&module=News&pgtype=Homepage')

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Avenger
Avengernoreaster.com2019#118

That's great. Now can they get that snotrag of a sheriff who defended this POS and rewrote the procedures so they weren't required to go in?

Chrome warns this may be a phishing site. Well, Duh,... Stupid jerks can't even spell fishing right.
CaptainOriginal Crew3,431 postsSince 2019
pequa1
pequa1MODnoreaster.com2019#119

One of the reasons I often type "when seconds count, police are mere minutes away", is that there was a court case a little while ago that decreed a police office is not required to risk his own life to save yours. They do bring chalk however.
Loaded and readily accessible in Matzahpizza...

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Old Mud
Old MudFREE2019#120

Oh the (In)Humanity!!!

[[SIZE=5]NYC Crackdown on Ice Cream Trucks[/SIZE]]('https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/05/nyregion/ice-cream-trucks-seized-nyc.html?action=click&module=News&pgtype=Homepage')

OMG, I hope they don't come after Ed's Truck !!!! :giggle: :coffee:attachment 6623

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Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
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