BREAKING: Attorney General Merrick Garland drops a bomb of bad news on Donald Trump's head by announcing that he intends to release the report on Special Counsel Jack Smith's investigation.
And there's only one minor catch...
"I have determined that once those criminal proceedings have concluded, releasing Volume Two of the Report to you and to the public would also be in the public interest, consistent with law and Department policy," Garland wrote in a letter to the Judiciary Committees in both the Senate and House.
The report in question would cover the findings of Smith's exhaustive probe into the Mar-a-Lago classified documents scandal.
The "criminal proceedings" Garland referred to is the case against Trump's two co-defendents valet Walt Nauta and property manager Carlos De Oliveira.
Garland also stated that he will allow Judiciary Committee leaders to review the report. Nauta and Oliveria are trying to block that move, as they're worried about it leaking.
"The concern about leaks cannot be overlooked; Congress is a political body; its individual members have political aims; and this is a political case," the men's lawyers stated.
"Are they permitted to publicly share their opinions on the report? Are they permitted to discuss the case at all publicly, now that [they] have had access to confidential material that will inevitably shape how they view the case? Are they permitted to disclose their reactions to their own staff?" they complained.
AND THEN I said "grab em by the pussy" and I STILL WON!!
