So far, the best [SIZE=5]FAKE OR EXAGGERATED COVID-19 NEWS[/SIZE] I've seen, this one from The Babylon Bee. However, the premise that decreased airport traffic would have a negative impact on CNN ratings intrigues me; I've always wondered why all those airport TVs were constantly on CNN...
For those of you into Conspiracy Stories, the article has a wonderful TV Ratings Political Twist, but in deference to the site, I didn't include them. If you want a good laugh, you can read it here: [[SIZE=4]CNN's Ratings Collapse As Coronavirus Fears Empty American Airports[/SIZE]]('https://babylonbee.com/news/cnns-ratings-collapse-to-zero-as-coronavirus-fears-empty-american-airports')
***CNN's Ratings Collapse As Coronavirus Fears Empty American Airports
March 13th, 2020***
U.S.—CNN's ratings have somehow tanked even worse than they previously had as Americans began to quarantine themselves and stopped taking commercial flights, emptying American airports and robbing the cable channel of its captive audience.
While CNN is usually able to claim millions of captive viewers every day, their audience dropped to almost nothing overnight. With airports completely devoid of weary travelers with dead smartphones and nothing to look at but CNN, the core of the channel's audience has disappeared overnight.
Screens at airports across the country continued to play CNN to empty airports, creating a spooky, dystopian atmosphere as hosts ranted to no one in particular.
