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You may want to consider one of those pet rocks., these two look like a high maintenance for you.

Oh no look who's here. I'm dodging bullets.
I'm getting out of here.

**[SIZE=6]We put a different suit on him.

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TJI we never told him they don't make it anymore.

Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?[IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG][IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG]
Cashier: no words. Confused look. [IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG]
Me : Why Dont you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Dont want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look [IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG]
Me AT DRIVE-THRU:
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray? [IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG][IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG]
Server: no words. Confused look. [IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG]
Me in SOCIETY:
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Dont shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap [IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG]? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow [IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG]
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid [IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG]
Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?[IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG][IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG] Hostess: no words. Confused look.[IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG]
SOCIETY:
You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or bar, you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic [IMG alt="?"]https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t5d/1/16/1f4f7.png[/IMG]
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One shot and he was unconscious in the middle of the street.
What did you do?
We just left him there.
Which one are you talking about?
He wasn't the only one. ;)

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Well that explained the COVID rules perfectly. What a ditz.

One shot and he was unconscious in the middle of the street.
What did you do?
We just left him there.
Which one are you talking about?
He wasn't the only one. ;)

I don’t know WTF your talking about but why did this sketch artist draw Cellie
:ROFLMAO:

Well that explained the COVID rules perfectly. What a ditz.

just to show there are no rules.............

They're making it up as they go.

Hanukkah decoration or Christmas decoration fail?

I believe the non-legal translation of one of today’s Supreme Court rulings is: