Funny pics

Staplers: valuable currency with your European colleagues!! The European ones are good for maybe 5 pages, not the 12 or so the US ones are. Want to delight someone in your offices across the pond? Give them a good old US one and a few boxes of staples? I brought an entire case into our Irish site one Christmas and put them on everyone's desk. You think I was handing out 20 IRP notes to everyone!!

that's sick but hysterical......

Pre-Covid, Donald and Melania go to a Nats game. The team rep ushers them to the front row, then whispers something into Donald's ear.
Donald shrugs, picks up Melania, and throws her onto the field - to her great dismay, but the crowd's raucous enjoyment. She curses him as the crowd goes nuts and Donald basks in glory.

Ashen, the team rep turns to Donald and stammers: "I said first pitch"

Does sound like a [USER=78]@Chevy1[/USER] culinary creation ?

Probably be more funny if it wasn’t too true...