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WhatKnot

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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2021#4182

Old factoid, as I've started using the urinals at Schiphol almost years ago and the flies were there. To tell the truth, I didn't bother even "aiming" because they're off center. At least they're not like those rubber mats that I swear are designed by the same folks who designed dribble glasses; damn thing sent your stream right back at you!!!

[HEADING=2]Aiming To Reduce Cleaning Costs[/HEADING]
by Blake Evans-Pritchard
The picture of a fly in the urinals at Schiphol Airport has been touted as a simple, inexpensive way to reduce cleaning costs. Where does it come from, and how effective is it really?

There’s something of a surprise waiting at the bottom of the urinals in Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport: an etched image of a fly.

At first glance, one might be forgiven for thinking it real. Then one notices that all the urinals have one, and the fly is always in the same position, just above the urinal drain and off to the left.

It turns out that men, in their urinal behaviour, cannot resist peeing on things, especially if they look as though they might wash away.

As any mother—or for that matter long-suffering wife—will tell you, men often lack a certain precision when aiming into the toilet bowl. This is bad enough at home, but in public conveniences such male carelessness can be multiplied many times over.

Urinal designers have been obsessed for decades with finding a solution to so-called ‘splashback’. There have been splashback screens that let urine in but not out, rubber floor mats, curiously shaped urinals in which the stream ricochets off concave walls into rather than out of the urinal, and ribbed urinals.

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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2021#4183

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Sent this one to all my friends, and the folks who loved it best were both from Kentucky, and one hated Star Wars...

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Old Mud
Old MudFREE2021#4184

I sent it to John. :giggle:

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I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
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Rick67
Rick67FREE2021#4185

attachment 32659Meet Our New ATF Director. ???

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KFA-NY BOD.
Yellow Eyed Devils.
Yak Pack.
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Rick67
Rick67FREE2021#4186

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KFA-NY BOD.
Yellow Eyed Devils.
Yak Pack.
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wader
waderFREE2021#4187

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"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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WhatKnot

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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2021#4189

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Zero to the Early Bird Special in 15 min?????

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Avenger
Avengernoreaster.com2021#4190

Zero to the Early Bird Special in 15 min?????

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I don't think you'd have much of a chance of getting old if you operate that thing.

Chrome warns this may be a phishing site. Well, Duh,... Stupid jerks can't even spell fishing right.
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cany
canyCOMMUNITYnoreaster.com2021#4191

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General cany, Watching always Watching
CornField
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Old Mud
Old MudFREE2021#4192

Zero to the Early Bird Special in 15 min?????

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Ya need bigger tires on a gravel road And a bigger fuel tank to make it to town. :giggle:

Oh wait !!, while you at it you may want a Windscreen, Seatbelt, Couple of doors, Winter back and a heater. And yer going to need a Bigger trunk !!. :p

Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
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cany
canyCOMMUNITYnoreaster.com2021#4193

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General cany, Watching always Watching
CornField
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WhatKnot

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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2021#4199

Most interesting, in that German automakers were among the last to add cup holders to cars because they were confused that people would actually be drinking instead of paying attention to driving...

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
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jpd
jpdMODnoreaster.com2021#4200

Most interesting, in that German automakers were among the last to add cup holders to cars because they were confused that people would actually be drinking instead of paying attention to driving...

Talking on cellphones must have really blew their minds

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