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The lake, it is said....

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The Killer Rabbit was NOT killed by a coconut dropped by a swallow, neither European or African!! It was killed by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, thrown by King Arthur: 1, 2, 5!!! One must be careful when quoting from Brother Maynard's Book of Armaments!! There is debate whether or not the grenade's shell was coconut or metal...
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[HEADING=2]Monty Python's 'Holy Hand Grenade' Panics London Street[/HEADING]
An East London street was evacuated over the weekend when engineers discovered what they thought was an explosive device under a fire hydrant. After calling in bomb experts (and perhaps a squad of Trappist monks), it was revealed the would-be booby trap was actually a prop replica of The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from […]

[[IMG alt="Holygrail189"]https://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/images/2009/03/23/holygrail189.jpg[/IMG]]('')An East London street was evacuated over the weekend when engineers discovered what they thought was an explosive device under a fire hydrant.

After calling in bomb experts (and perhaps a squad of Trappist monks), it was revealed the would-be booby trap was actually a prop [replica of The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]('http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5018294/Pub-evacuated-after-Monty-Python-prop-mistaken-for-grenade.html') from Monty Python and The Holy Grail (pictured, right).

In the Python classic, King Arthur (the very late Graham Chapman) summons the sacred relics of Brother Maynard (Eric Idle) to destroy the killer rabbit guarding the Cave of Caerbannog.

Didn't Porgy Frito have a version of this for Pedro???

^^^^^^^^^^^ Once had a sports jacket "Carpet Bombed" while strolling the San Francisco waterfront!! Was the only time I had to use a Hotel's "Dry Cleaning" service

This one should read At Work and At the Capital

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The Killer Rabbit was NOT killed by a coconut dropped by a swallow, neither European or African!! It was killed by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, thrown by King Arthur: 1, 2, 5!!! One must be careful when quoting from Brother Maynard's Book of Armaments!! There is debate whether or not the grenade's shell was coconut or metal...
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[HEADING=2]Monty Python's 'Holy Hand Grenade' Panics London Street[/HEADING]
An East London street was evacuated over the weekend when engineers discovered what they thought was an explosive device under a fire hydrant. After calling in bomb experts (and perhaps a squad of Trappist monks), it was revealed the would-be booby trap was actually a prop replica of The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch from […]

[[IMG alt="Holygrail189"]https://www.wired.com/images_blogs/underwire/images/2009/03/23/holygrail189.jpg[/IMG]]('')An East London street was evacuated over the weekend when engineers discovered what they thought was an explosive device under a fire hydrant.

After calling in bomb experts (and perhaps a squad of Trappist monks), it was revealed the would-be booby trap was actually a prop [replica of The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]('http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5018294/Pub-evacuated-after-Monty-Python-prop-mistaken-for-grenade.html') from Monty Python and The Holy Grail (pictured, right).

In the Python classic, King Arthur (the very late Graham Chapman) summons the sacred relics of Brother Maynard (Eric Idle) to destroy the killer rabbit guarding the Cave of Caerbannog.

The rabbits MOTHER was killed by a coconut dropped by a swallow. (African or European it would not matter.) Then the killer rabbit went on his rampage leaving "the bones of full 50 men strewn about his lair". The killer bunny was finally "blown to tiny bits" by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch after meeting up with King Arthur and his Knights of the round table.

The rabbits MOTHER was killed by a coconut dropped by a swallow. (African or European it would not matter.) Then the killer rabbit went on his rampage leaving "the bones of full 50 men strewn about his lair". The killer bunny was finally "blown to tiny bits" by the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch after meeting up with King Arthur and his Knights of the round table.

Hadn't gone that far in my mental exercise. OK, probably works, my bad!!

ROTFFLMFAO!! Got me, fell for that one hook, line & sinker!!

I don't get it? How is this commentary on police brutality funny, rather than merely a political statement.
BTW, have you sped, J-walked, driven with an expired state inspection, failed to signal a lane change, drank and drove, failed to report income and sales tax if selling something like a used fishing reel, had a broken tail light; yet have you ever feared that a cop would kill you if you didn't keep your hands where he could see them?
Is the irony of an ex-cop being led off to jail after a murder conviction funny?

I don't get it? How is this commentary on police brutality funny, rather than merely a political statement.
BTW, have you sped, J-walked, driven with an expired state inspection, failed to signal a lane change, drank and drove, failed to report income and sales tax if selling something like a used fishing reel, had a broken tail light; yet have you ever feared that a cop would kill you if you didn't keep your hands where he could see them?
Is the irony of an ex-cop being led off to jail after a murder conviction funny?

Yes, frankly, if I was digging around in the console, or glove compartment, or my pockets without taking my time and advising an officer of my intentions I would expect a potential panic situation. Been there, done that. Keep your hands where the officer can see them and explain yourself. Plenty of blank people get hurt too because they don't have the IQ to see themselves from another's perspective.

*** Yes, I expect this to get deleted. Along with a bunch of other stuff.