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"It's easier to fool somebody then to convince them they have been fooled"
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
CaptainOriginal Crew1,014 postsSince 2019
"It's easier to fool somebody then to convince them they have been fooled"
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
CaptainOriginal Crew1,014 postsSince 2019
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes, so he walks down to the store only to find it closed.
So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3 a.m. and says, "Oh no, it's so late, my wife's going to kill me." He takes his shoes outside and rubs them in the grass and mud, then proceeds home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty ****** off. "Where the hell have you been?!?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great-looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
She sees his shoes are covered with grass and says, "You lying bastard!!! You've been fishing again!!!"
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Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
CommodoreOriginal Crew5,182 postsSince 2018
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes, so he walks down to the store only to find it closed.
So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3 a.m. and says, "Oh no, it's so late, my wife's going to kill me." He takes his shoes outside and rubs them in the grass and mud, then proceeds home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty ****** off. "Where the hell have you been?!?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great-looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."
She sees his shoes are covered with grass and says, "You lying bastard!!! You've been fishing again!!!"
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morning oldmud,,,,,,,,,,,,,, thats a great story :LOL::LOL::LOL:,,,, thanks for sharing that,, i have to change my pants ,,i just pissed in them ;)**,,,,,,,,,,,,,,[COLOR=rgb(26, 188, 156)] ><))):>
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EAT FISH LIVE LONGER >
AdmiralOriginal Crew25,821 postsSince 2018
I would much rather get dumped by Taylor then get the Coronavirus. :)
Yeah, any day. I wouldn't even mind if she dumped me Several times. :p
Tell your Children every day that you love them
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
I was so poor growing up, if i were not a boy i would have had Nothing to play with !! :)
All that matters in the end is that we Loved
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."
CommodoreOriginal Crew5,182 postsSince 2018
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Franky isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Franky says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Franky says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Franky asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Franky says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
"It's easier to fool somebody then to convince them they have been fooled"
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
CaptainOriginal Crew1,014 postsSince 2019
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain’t horny, I’m homesick."
"It's easier to fool somebody then to convince them they have been fooled"
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
CaptainOriginal Crew1,014 postsSince 2019
That’s hysterical.... not during Lent though.
Day 12.....ooohfah
Live and Let Fish
Good things come to those who bait.
Good things come to those who bait.
CommodoreOriginal Crew16,182 postsSince 2018
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