Funny pics

Pineapple too...

I still have a can that's just as rusted as this one...

And the Chicago-invented dishes of:

Deep Dish Pizza
Italian Beef Sandwiches
Chicken Vesuvio

Guess Grandpa haven't taught him "Pull my finger"...

This is WRONG, as the poison in puffers is Tetrodotoxin, and it is not a narcotic. Apparently dolphins do it because it amuses them to bounce the fish around, which is funny enough on its own...

Absolutely true, and along with a couple of real-life role models, that group of Master Curmudgeons set me on a path to be the most sarcastic Old Curmudgeon I could be!!