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That will be called the Demo model is in Democrat. The new Republican model is making quite the high brow.
That would be a significant improvement over that stainless steel Medusa. Every time I have to drive next to one for any length of time I start to lose vision in one eye.
Chrome warns this may be a phishing site. Well, Duh,... Stupid jerks can't even spell fishing right.
CaptainOriginal Crew3,431 postsSince 2019
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OK, but the art of telling jokes has become extinct.
After months of begging from his wife, Joe finally made it to his vasectomy appointment. He was escorted to a pre-op room and after sitting in there a while, a gorgeous red-headed nurse walks in and introduces herself.
Hi I’m Rebecca and I’m here to prep you for surgery. First things first. You name is Joe Smith and you’re here for a vasectomy today, correct?
Joe sheepishly nodded his head and the nurse continued as she began to undress!!
Dr. Clark has a very strict preop protocol to ensure the best result of your vasectomy. The doctor insists that patients are totally empty of semen prior to surgery and I must take care of it now.
And before Joe could react, she was down on her knees and in a scene from the Onacock YMCA (OK, that’s a new twist for NYA members only), she had Joe’s throbbing member in her mouth as she gave Joe the best blow job he had ever experienced; Rebecca sucked him dry!!
Joe, I hope that wasn’t too taxing and at least a little enjoyable. Please put on the Johnny Coat. I’d be happy to tie up your back straps. There you go. Now please follow me down to the operating room.
At this point Joe was cursing at himself for not doing this sooner. Who said a vasectomy wasn’t much fun? As the 2 of them walked down the hall to the OR a door opened and he caught a glimpse of 6 guys having a circle jerk. He couldn’t figure that out and had to ask.
*Eh Rebecca? I don’t want to seem ungrateful, but why didn’t those guys have the same VIP treatment I got??
Them??? Oh, they’re our HMO patients!!!*
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Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
AdmiralOriginal Crew21,717 postsSince 2018
OK, but the art of telling jokes has become extinct.
After months of begging from his wife, Joe finally made it to his vasectomy appointment. He was escorted to a pre-op room and after sitting in there a while, a gorgeous red-headed nurse walks in and introduces herself.
Hi I’m Rebecca and I’m here to prep you for surgery. First things first. You name is Joe Smith and you’re here for a vasectomy today, correct?
Joe sheepishly nodded his head and the nurse continued as she began to undress!!
Dr. Clark has a very strict preop protocol to ensure the best result of your vasectomy. The doctor insists that patients are totally empty of semen prior to surgery and I must take care of it now.
And before Joe could react, she was down on her knees and in a scene from the Onacock YMCA (OK, that’s a new twist for NYA members only), she had Joe’s throbbing member in her mouth as she gave Joe the best blow job he had ever experienced; Rebecca sucked him dry!!
Joe, I hope that wasn’t too taxing and at least a little enjoyable. Please put on the Johnny Coat. I’d be happy to tie up your back straps. There you go. Now please follow me down to the operating room.
At this point Joe was cursing at himself for not doing this sooner. Who said a vasectomy wasn’t much fun? As the 2 of them walked down the hall to the OR a door opened and he caught a glimpse of 6 guys having a circle jerk. He couldn’t figure that out and had to ask.
*Eh Rebecca? I don’t want to seem ungrateful, but why didn’t those guys have the same VIP treatment I got??
Them??? Oh, they’re our HMO patients!!!*
Excellent.
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,417 postsSince 2019
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