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Avenger
Avengernoreaster.com2024#5041

More nukes. Same Kooks.

I'm sure it's typical spin to present this as "Biden Administration" does something sensible as opposed to 'they had no idea, but it's already in the regulations, so it just happened.'

Still, it's not a bad thing:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/4560203-biden-administration-announces-1-5-billion-loan-for-first-reopening-of-a-shuttered-nuclear-plant/[/URL]

Chrome warns this may be a phishing site. Well, Duh,... Stupid jerks can't even spell fishing right.
CaptainOriginal Crew3,431 postsSince 2019
wader
waderFREE2024#5042

WTF!!?!?!???!

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/filipino-villager-nailed-cross-35th-031009601.html[/URL]
:eek:

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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Rick67
Rick67FREE2024#5043

[URL unfurl="true"]https://nypost.com/2024/03/29/us-news/kathy-hochul-leaves-nypd-officer-jonathan-dillers-wake-after-confrontation/[/URL]

👍👍👍

KFA-NY BOD.
Yellow Eyed Devils.
Yak Pack.
CommodoreOriginal Crew6,097 postsSince 2019
Avenger
Avengernoreaster.com2024#5044

[URL unfurl="true"]https://nypost.com/2024/03/29/us-news/kathy-hochul-leaves-nypd-officer-jonathan-dillers-wake-after-confrontation/[/URL]

👍👍👍

"Gestured forcefully."

Ever see Christopher Lloyd in the Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension?

That's what comes to mind. "Gesturing forcefully to our worthless sock puppet of a governor.

My Gawd, that clueless dope has no soul. Just to have the Chutzpah to show up at this thing. Talk about tone deaf.

Chrome warns this may be a phishing site. Well, Duh,... Stupid jerks can't even spell fishing right.
CaptainOriginal Crew3,431 postsSince 2019
Rick67
Rick67FREE2024#5045

Biden claims he "literally" cut the national debt by $7 billion, $1.4 trillion, $1.7 billion, $1.7 trillion, and "in half," depending on the day.

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KFA-NY BOD.
Yellow Eyed Devils.
Yak Pack.
CommodoreOriginal Crew6,097 postsSince 2019
longcast

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.foxnews.com/media/nbcs-ronna-mcdaniel-meltdown-falsehoods-debunked-narratives-msnbc-promoted-sacred-airwaves[/URL]

Well written. Frightening.

AdmiralOriginal Crew20,417 postsSince 2019
longcast

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.outkick.com/sports/first-mlb-fan-fight-season-two-birds-slap-shove[/URL]

Remember, this is baseball. It's a marathon, not a sprint. When you have fans beating the hell out of each other during football season, you need to bring your A-game every week, because you only get so many of them.

With baseball, you HAVE to pace yourselves. You have 162 games of this. You can't be out there wreaking havoc every night. That's just not sustainable.

Anyway, the slap here is pretty jarring. The two middle-fingers right before it are a nice touch. I appreciated that.

Again, though, the shove at the end is a bad move. You don't do that. Sorry, it's just not acceptable. And is that a Bud Light in his hand? If so, it explains a lot.

AdmiralOriginal Crew20,417 postsSince 2019
wader
waderFREE2024#5050

what could possibly go wrong?

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/ready-not-self-driving-semi-215006470.html[/URL]

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2024#5051

WTF?!???!!??

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/dogs-cause-3-000-car-122551309.html[/URL]

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2024#5052

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/virginia-democrat-slams-proposal-name-184218585.html[/URL]

Rep. [Gerry Connolly]('https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Gerry%20Connolly') (D-Va.) on Tuesday criticized a [recently-introduced GOP bill]('https://thehill.com/policy/transportation/4569901-house-republicans-rename-dulles-trump/') that would rename Washington Dulles International Airport after former President Trump.

“Donald Trump is facing 91 felony charges,” Connolly, whose district includes a portion of Dulles, said in a statement. “If Republicans want to name something after him, I’d suggest they find a federal prison.”

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
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"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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jpd
jpdMODnoreaster.com2024#5053

what could possibly go wrong?

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/ready-not-self-driving-semi-215006470.html[/URL]

I wonder if they'll get on the parkways and hit overpasses - that happens all the time around here.

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longcast

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.foxnews.com/world/china-sends-warplanes-boats-taiwan-phone-call-xi-biden[/URL]

Xi realized after the call how weak this administration has become. A great big F U to JB.

AdmiralOriginal Crew20,417 postsSince 2019
JackPrintMD

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.foxnews.com/world/china-sends-warplanes-boats-taiwan-phone-call-xi-biden[/URL]

Xi realized after the call how weak this administration has become. A great big F U to JB.

Exactly … Biden was mumbling about trans Easter bunnies While Xi was making plans for taking every advantage over America

Live and Let Fish
Good things come to those who bait.
CommodoreOriginal Crew16,183 postsSince 2018
longcast

Exactly … Biden was mumbling about trans Easter bunnies While Xi was making plans for taking every advantage over America

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wader
waderFREE2024#5058

Good God. There's actually a market for this kind of thing?

[[IMG alt="BBC"]https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Nv3B46esC1HyyJOToUuQYw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTI5MjtoPTYwO2NmPXdlYnA-/https://s.yimg.com/os/creatr-uploaded-images/2023-06/bde20910-1041-11ee-b7ff-2b001204ebc4[/IMG]]('https://www.bbc.com/')
[HEADING=2]Ringleader of global monkey torture network, 'The Torture King', is charged[/HEADING]

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[SIZE=1]"Torture King" Michael Macartney - pictured at his home in Virginia - is facing up to five years in prison on animal abuse charges [Joel Gunter/BBC][/SIZE]

A ringleader in a global monkey torture network exposed by the BBC has been charged by US federal prosecutors.

Michael Macartney, 50, who went by the alias "Torture King", was charged in Virginia with conspiracy to create and distribute animal-crushing videos.

Mr Macartney was one of three key distributors identified by the BBC Eye team during a year-long investigation into sadistic monkey torture groups.

Two women have also been charged in the UK following the investigation.

Mr Macartney, a former motorcycle gang member who previously spent time in prison, ran several chat groups for monkey torture enthusiasts from around the world on the encrypted messaging app Telegram.

The groups were used to share ideas for custom-made torture videos, such as setting live monkeys on fire, injuring them with tools and even putting one in a blender.

The ideas were then sent, along with payments, to video-makers in Indonesia who carried them out, sometimes killing the baby long-tailed macaque monkeys in the process.

According to charging documents, Mr Macartney, who lives in the US state of Virginia, is accused by prosecutors of collecting funds from his chat groups and distributing videos depicting the "torture, murder, and sexually sadistic mutilation of animals, specifically juvenile and adult monkeys".

Mr Macartney has cooperated with investigators from the Department of Homeland Security and agreed to plead guilty to conspiracy charges. He will formally make a plea later this month and is facing up to five years in prison.

Speaking to the BBC Eye investigations team last year, Mr Macartney confessed to his role in the torture network, describing himself as the "king of this demented world".

"I was the man," he said. "You want to see monkeys get messed up? I could bring it to you."

Mr Macartney also described the moment he joined his first Telegram monkey group.

"They had a poll set up," he said. "Do you want a hammer involved? Do you want pliers involved? Do you want a screwdriver?"

The resulting videos were "the most grotesque thing I have ever seen", Mr Macartney said, and yet he went on to become a key player in the monkey torture groups.

The BBC understands that more charges are expected to follow soon for other key players in the monkey torture network. At least 20 people were placed under investigation last year globally, following the BBC's investigation.

Three participants have already been charged in the US, including Mr Macartney. Two torturers were arrested and jailed in Indonesia, and three women have been arrested in the UK, two of whom have been charged.

Holly LeGresley, 37, of Kidderminster and Adriana Orme, 55, of Upton-upon Severn were charged last month with publishing an obscene article and causing unnecessary suffering to a protected animal.

Ms LeGresley and Ms Orme were high-profile members of the online torture groups. Ms LeGresley, who went by the screen name "The Immolator", was a moderator in a group run by Mr Macartney and was involved in commissioning some of the most extreme videos.

In the US, two others have been charged with the same counts as Mr Macartney.

David Christopher Noble, 48, a former US Air Force officer who was previously court-martialed and dismissed from the military, and Nicole Devilbiss, 35. They are both facing up to five years in prison.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/ringleader-global-monkey-torture-network-102531745.html[/URL]

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"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2024#5059

[HEADING=2][SIZE=7]100,000 Live Salmon Spilled Off a Truck. Most Landed in a Creek and Lived.[/SIZE][/HEADING]
A tanker carrying young salmon crashed. But most of the fish flopped into a creek and “hit the water running,” a wildlife official said.

On a recent morning in March, while dew was still on the road, there occurred the salmon smolt mishap of Northeast Oregon.

The Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife [said on Tuesday]('https://www.dfw.state.or.us/news/2024/04_Apr/040224.asp') that one of its tankers was in an accident on March 29, resulting in the escape of thousands of live salmon that were being moved as part of a federal and state program to replenish stocks depleted by dams.

The driver, who had minor injuries from the crash, had just left a local hatchery in Elgin, Ore., in the tanker, which weighed about 80,000 pounds when loaded with water and fish. It was about 10:30 a.m., early enough for there to be dew on the road. After navigating a sharp corner, the 53-foot tanker, which was carrying about 102,000 fish, rolled onto its passenger side, skidded, went down a rocky embankment and flipped onto its roof.

Tens of thousands of live fish were hurled out of the truck and swept into the Lookingglass Creek or onto its banks. The young salmon, or smolts, lucky enough to drop into the creek are expected to persevere in their migration from the Grande Ronde River to the ocean.

Employees from a local hatchery, members of the Nez Perce tribe and the Union County Sheriff’s Office came to help and to clean up the fish. They counted the losses.

About 25,525 smolts that were thrown onto the creek banks “were not able to flop down into the water,” Andrew Gibbs, the department’s fish hatchery coordinator for eastern Oregon, said in an interview on Wednesday.

“But the silver lining for me is 77,000 did make it into the creek and did not perish,” Mr. Gibbs said. “They hit the water running.”

In his 10 years on the job, Mr. Gibbs said, the accident appeared to be a rarity for the state and federal program, which moves smolt-stage salmon from Oregon’s hatchery to stock populations affected by dams built on the lower Snake River.

In northeastern Oregon, such efforts have been ongoing since 1982 at the [Lookingglass Hatchery]('https://myodfw.com/lookingglass-hatchery-visitors-guide') in Elgin, about 300 miles east of Portland. The hatchery was set up to spawn and incubate eggs. Smolts are transported between freshwater and saltwater using tankers and barges.

“It is kind of a fish taxi,” Mr. Gibbs said.

The state-run hatchery is one of 33 in Oregon that reinforces stocks of salmon, which are used for food and in sports fishing. The department said in its statement that the smolts that were lost made up about 20 percent of the total fish that state hatcheries planned to release into the Imnaha River this year.

The accident interrupted what is already a tortuous journey in the smolt life cycle, in which they encounter predators, fishing activity and habitat alterations that affect migrations, including the dams. As adults they die after spawning.

On the morning of March 29, the plan was for the smolts, which were about 18 months old, to be taken by tanker on a three-hour drive to a pool constructed at the Imnaha River. There, they were meant to acclimate for a few days before their 650-mile journey through the Snake and Columbia Rivers to the Pacific Ocean.

“They hitch a ride on the spring runoff, tail first, so there is less resistance,” Mr. Gibbs said. “That way, they can conserve energy until they get to the ocean.”

After up to three years of ocean foraging, the salmon will journey in reverse, using a kind of scent memory of the Imnaha River to guide them.

“They kind of smell their way back,” Mr. Gibbs said. “It’s an incredible life history.”

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
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Avenger
Avengernoreaster.com2024#5060

More clueless virtue signaling do-gooders causing problems for others:

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/03/africa/botswana-germany-trophy-hunting-scli-intl/index.html[/URL]

So typical of those who supply the pavement on the road to you-know-where.

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