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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2020#501

till one of 'em drags you off of your boat..........

At least, I get out on the water regularly to provide them the opportunity. I'll take my chances with fish without teeth that feed on the bottom, you have fun with your scorpions...

*Sturgeons are primarily benthic feeders, with a diet of shells, crustaceans, and small fish. Exceptionally, both Huso species, the white sturgeon and the pallid sturgeon** feed primarily on other fish as adults. They feed by extending their syphon-like mouths to suck food from the benthos.

The jaws of the American paddlefish are distinctly adapted for filter feeding only. They are ram suspension filter feeders with a diet that consists primarily of zooplankton, and occasionally small insects, insect larvae, and small fish. *

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wader
waderFREE2020#502

At least, I get out on the water regularly to provide them the opportunity. I'll take my chances with fish without teeth that feed on the bottom, you have fun with your scorpions...

Geez - it was humor - you know - the way 2020's going we'll end up with a Frankienfish - just playing off of John's comment.

And what the hell is your obsession with my lack of fishing anyway?

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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wader
waderFREE2020#503

2020's not done with us yet...............

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/very-rare-world-war-illness-084752344.html[/URL]

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2020#504

Geez - it was humor - you know - the way 2020's going we'll end up with a Frankienfish - just playing off of John's comment.

A winking emoji might have been helpful. Too many here might think you were serious and/or not realize a hybridization of 2 species with a similar dietary regimes wouldn't mean a complete change of diet...

And what the hell is your obsession with my lack of fishing anyway?

The ludicrous nature of your obsession of being a member of a fishing website, which begs the question WHY if you don't fish??

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
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AdmiralOriginal Crew21,717 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2020#505

A winking emoji might have been helpful. Too many here might think you were serious and/or not realize a hybridization of 2 species with a similar dietary regimes wouldn't mean a complete change of diet...

Do me a favor & keep your snide remarks to yourself - OK?

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
Capt13
Capt13FREE2020#506

ok gentlemen ....... really?

Larry, I'll be taking you out fishing in the very near future. You can post the reports to re-affirm your membership within this elite group of anglers that call NYAngler home. Dom, I don't think going fishing every day gives you anymore "street cred" for being a member of this site than those that don't get a chance to get out as much as they used to.

“The greatest things ever done on earth have been done little by little"
CaptainOriginal Crew2,530 postsSince 2018
Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2020#507

ok gentlemen ....... really?

Larry, I'll be taking you out fishing in the very near future. You can post the reports to re-affirm your membership within this elite group of anglers that call NYAngler home. Dom, I don't think going fishing every day gives you anymore "street cred" for being a member of this site than those that don't get a chance to get out as much as they used to.

Many here don't fish as much as they used to, but at least they get out once in a while and can provide valuable information to those of us here. Hell, when I was stuck in Illinois, I kept up on the other site, living life vicariously, but also chiming in on fishing threads when there were discussions I could provide relevant info on.

Some come here to learn and this is a great place for that. I'm a big fan of both of these scenarios. However, if you don't fall into either category, I can't fathom why you'd hang around this or any website. I used to build high speed desktop computers for extreme video editing and was an active member of different websites in these topics. Once I lost interest in those activities and could no longer be useful member of those sites, I stopped going to those sites.

I feel that it's important to both a website and the website's membership that each member is an active participant or willing learner in the primary intention of a website. Being a full-time Lounge Lizard does not meet that simple requirement. Might as well be a member of sewing bee website if you just participate in the ancillary discussions...

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
AdmiralOriginal Crew21,717 postsSince 2018
Capt13
Capt13FREE2020#508

I feel that it's important to both a website and the website's membership that each member is an active participant or willing learner in the primary intention of a website. Being a full-time Lounge Lizard does not meet that simple requirement. Might as well be a member of sewing bee website if you just participate in the ancillary discussions...

Now that's just plain racist ! If little old ladies from the sewing bee forum want to be members here, they shouldn't be discriminated against.

:unsure:

???

“The greatest things ever done on earth have been done little by little"
CaptainOriginal Crew2,530 postsSince 2018
WhatKnot
WhatKnotFREE2020#509

Then why have so many non fishing related threads?

Be Safe
CommodoreOriginal Crew12,915 postsSince 2019
Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2020#510

because I don't have the opportunity to as I've explained to you before - most if not all of shoreline is privately held, there are no party boats - unless you have a boat or know someone with a boat - it ain't happening & why should you care any way?

I will eventually get back into fishing when that opportunity presents itself. Until then - do me a favor & keep your snide remarks to yourself - OK?

OK, in the interest of world peace, I will not make any more snide comments. I do hope you will eventually get fishing again; it's good for the soul.

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2020#511

Back to the topic, those dang People From Away...

[SIZE=7]Buxton police charge 40 people with trespassing in closed park[/SIZE]
[pressherald.com/2020/07/20/buxton-police-cite-40-people-for-trespassing-in-closed-park/]('https://www.pressherald.com/2020/07/20/buxton-police-cite-40-people-for-trespassing-in-closed-park/')

By Gillian GrahamStaff WriterJuly 20, 2020
[IMG alt="Caretakers collected hundreds of cans and bottles left behind by visitors to Pleasant Point Park in Buxton the weekend before last."]https://multifiles.pressherald.com/uploads/sites/10/2020/07/Buxton-PD-pic-2.jpg[/IMG]
Buxton police have charged 40 people with trespassing in a riverfront park that had been closed because of large gatherings, illegal drinking and dangerous behavior.

Town officials closed Pleasant Point Park on Friday after [several weeks of increased disregard for park rules]('https://www.pressherald.com/2020/07/17/popular-buxton-park-closed-because-of-large-crowds-dangerous-behavior/') and dangerous behavior that included underage drinking and throwing objects at boaters on the Saco River, they said. The gate to the park was locked, “closed” signs were posted and a chain was hung across the parking area, but dozens of people entered the park anyway on Saturday and Sunday, police Chief Troy Cline said.

“In one word: horrible,” Cline said of how the weekend went at the closed park. “It was posted Friday and it was posted very conspicuously. There was no doubt the park was closed.”

Buxton police cited 18 people Saturday for criminal trespass, a misdemeanor. Another 22 people were cited for criminal trespass on Sunday.

Police also cited four girls for possession of liquor by a minor and three adult men for drinking in public. Two people were arrested and charged with refusal to submit to arrest or detention after they ran from officers trying to cite them for trespassing.

Cline said all of the people who were arrested or summonsed were from outside Buxton and came from as far away as New York and Indiana. Written warnings were given to several people who entered the park from the river and appeared to be unaware it was closed, Cline said.

“We did not charge anyone that resides in the town of Buxton because there were no violations by anyone from Buxton. It was all people from away,” Cline said.

The riverside park is a popular gathering spot for people who float down the Saco River and with swimmers who jump into the river from rope swings. People often put floats in upriver, near the intersection of Route 4A and Salmon Falls Road, and float to Pleasant Point Park.

Throughout the weekend, people parked on the roads around the park and along the Saco River, prompting police to have more than 10 cars towed because they were obstructing traffic. Cline said residents cheered police and public works crews as they turned people away from the park and put up barricades to stop drivers from parking on the side of the road.

The issues at the park have stretched the police department, which is short-staffed, said Cline, who worked Saturday night to help deal with people trespassing at the park. The department was assisted by the Maine State Police and the Maine Warden Service.

The decision last week to close the park came shortly after a stretch of especially bad behavior, town officials said. After one weekend, park caretakers cleaned up 336 beer cans and bottles, 92 soda cans, 21 liquor bottles, 15 rubber floats and multiple bags of trash.

The park was closed briefly for a similar “cooling off period” in 2017. But “this time it feels like it’s not working at all,” Cline said.

“Voluntary compliance is a wonderful thing and we encourage folks to simply do that,” Cline said. “Once we figure out how we’re going to reopen the park, we’ll be more than happy to do that.”

Chad E. Poitras, chairman of Buxton’s selectmen, plans to open up a segment of Wednesday night’s board meeting – starting at 7 p.m. at Town Hall – to the public. Poitras hopes Buxton residents will weigh in with solutions that will allow the town to reopen Pleasant Point Park as soon as possible.

“We want the public to be able to enjoy it and have fun at the park,” Poitras said Monday evening in a telephone interview. “But what has happened is, we have this angry group of young people who continue to defy the law and who have gone down to the park and trashed the place. We can’t have a mob of angry people take this away from our citizens.”

Poitras does not know what the solution could be. He’d rather not implement a park permit system because of the cost involved with enforcement and staffing. Hiring more police officers or town workers to patrol the park might be challenging, given the town’s shrinking revenue sources and tight budget.

Poitras is hoping that Buxton residents at Wednesday’s meeting will provide “constructive and reasonable” ideas for reopening Pleasant Point Park.

Something has to be done to prevent what happened last weekend from happening again, Poitras said.
He said Buxton residents don’t feel safe going to the park with such unruly crowds.

“I’m very disappointed that some people seem to have no respect for public property,” Poitras said.
Pleasant Point Park was deeded to the town of Buxton in June 1989. It includes about 65 acres along the Saco River and provides canoe and kayak access, and a place for swimming, hiking and picnicking.

Staff Writer Dennis Hoey contributed to this report.

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
AdmiralOriginal Crew21,717 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2020#512

OK, in the interest of world peace, I will not make any more snide comments

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2020#513

"and I promise to get over your status as a pompous asshole with an overly developed sense of self"

Spoken like a true Drama Queen...

Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
Veni. Vidi. Cepi. - with apologies to Gaius Julius Caesar
AdmiralOriginal Crew21,717 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2020#514

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"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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wader
waderFREE2020#515

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/russian-satellite-caught-shadowing-us-151217976.html[/URL]

[SIZE=4]US Space Command said Thursday that it has evidence that Russia tested a space-based anti-satellite weapon last week, revealing that Cosmos 2543, a Russian satellite caught tailing a US spy satellite earlier this year, released some sort of projectile into orbit. [/SIZE]
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The Russian satellites first raised a few eyebrows shortly after launch last year. What had at first appeared to be one satellite suddenly split in two, with one emerging from inside the other. Now, additional objects are being released into orbit.

"The way I picture it, in my mind, is like Russian nesting dolls," Raymond said when he described the situation in February.

In the statement Thursday, US Space Command noted that the Russian anti-satellite test appeared similar to a troubling 2017 test, which the Pentagon discussed during its presentation of the new Defense Space Strategy in June.

The Russians launched a satellite as they had done before, but then events began to unfold as they have lately.

"Out of that satellite, Russian satellite, a smaller satellite was birthed from that main satellite. From that smaller satellite, a projectile was launched from that Russian satellite," Stephen Kitay, the deputy assistant secretary of defense for space policy, [explained to reporters at the Pentagon]('https://www.defense.gov/Newsroom/Transcripts/Transcript/Article/2225281/defense-official-briefs-defense-space-strategy-to-reporters/').*[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4][/SIZE]

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
AdmiralOriginal Crew20,900 postsSince 2018
wader
waderFREE2020#516

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/ufo-off-world-vehicles-065525258.html[/URL]

“*After looking into this, I came to the conclusion that there were reports — some were substantive, some not so substantive — that there were actual materials that the government and the private sector had in their possession,” Reid told the newspaper.

Astrophysicist Eric W. Davis, who has been a subcontractor and consultant for the Pentagon, told the Times he briefed the Defense Department in March about the “off-world vehicles not made on this Earth.” He said he has examined some of the materials and concluded “we couldn’t make it ourselves.”
:oops:

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"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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wader
waderFREE2020#517

[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.americantheatre.org/2020/07/25/an-open-letter-to-the-senators-of-the-116th-congress-fund-the-arts/?fbclid=IwAR3lBWr8knBIVNewwjjwXijyTTW899-bn2NXxtEgWmXs3rPI7n5_eRhyfjc[/URL]

"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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Roccus7
Roccus7MODnoreaster.com2020#518

No surprise with the boom in pogies (bunker) along the Midcoast the past few years, which in turn has fueled an increase in the seal population. Looks like "Whitey" has decided to move on up from Cape Cod and dine out close to Mud's anchorage...

[SIZE=7]Rescue crews respond to possible shark attack off Harpswell coast[/SIZE]

The US Coast Guard confirmed they responded to a possible shark attack off the coast of Harpswell Monday afternoon.

HARPSWELL, Maine — U.S. Coast Guard Petty Officer Amanda Wyrick confirmed with NEWS CENTER Maine the Coast Guard took a call of a possible shark attack off the coast of Harpswell Monday afternoon.

Wyrick said they were in the process of sending a small boat to assist in the rescue from the Coast Guard station in South Portland, but their assistance was called off when they heard two kayakers helped transport the two people in the water back to shore, where they were met by members of the Harpswell EMS squad.

The call came in around 3:30 p.m. The 9-1-1 call for a water rescue in the same town at the same time originated at 14 White Sails Lane, according to Cumberland County dispatch.

The Cumberland County Sheriff's Office could not confirm the details of a shark but did say they were responding to the scene of a water rescue in Harpswell.

Video and updates here: [[SIZE=5]Rescue crews respond to possible shark attack off Harpswell coast[/SIZE]]('https://www.newscentermaine.com/article/news/local/rescue-crews-respond-to-possible-shark-attack-off-harpswell-coast/97-ffda1463-c25b-4850-b628-896b14909ce7')

Another update, unconfirmed reports say the lady attacked has passed:

[SIZE=7]Person injured in shark attack off Harpswell[/SIZE]
[pressherald.com/2020/07/27/person-injured-in-shark-attack-off-harpswell/]('https://www.pressherald.com/2020/07/27/person-injured-in-shark-attack-off-harpswell/')

By Dennis HoeyStaff Writer July 27, 2020

A person was injured during a shark attack Monday afternoon off the coast of Harpswell, according to a spokeswoman for the U.S. Coast Guard.

The Coast Guard dispatched a boat from its station in South Portland, but it returned after learning that two kayakers helped the victim get to shore, where they were met by an ambulance from Harpswell, Petty Officer Amanda Wyrick said.

The Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office, which patrols Harpswell, received a report of a water rescue call at 3:29 p.m. at 14 White Sails Lane in Bailey Island village. Officers from the Maine Marine Patrol also went to the scene.

No information was given on the victim’s injuries or condition.

Dr. James Sulikowski, a professor at Arizona State University who conducts shark research in New England, said there has only been one unprovoked shark attack recorded in Maine.

“Shark interactions with humans are very rare in Maine,” he said in an email. “My guess is that the person (who was attacked) was mistaken as a food item. In this area of Maine and depending on how close to shore the event occurred, my guess it was a white shark.”

Sulikowksi said a seal was bitten Sunday in Phippsburg by a shark and died later.

In October 2010, a man diving off the coast of Eastport said an eight-foot shark attacked him after[ it apparently mistook]('https://www.pressherald.com/2010/10/27/maine-shark-diver-videos-underwater-encounter-eastport/') his camera for food. The diver was able to fend the shark off with his camera, and took video of the encounter.

In the video, the shark’s teeth fill the frame before it swims off.

[Portland schools may let students learn from home if they want to]('https://www.pressherald.com/2020/07/27/portland-schools-may-let-students-learn-from-home-if-they-want-to/')

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Shall I go to heaven or a-fishing? - H. D. Thoreau
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wader
waderFREE2020#519

I didn't know whether to put this in the Funny Videos Thread or here...............................

They're shooting at a fake carrier. Do they accually think we'd send an unprotected carrier & allow them to get anywhere near the carrier...?
:ROFLMAO:

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"Well, it's alright.
.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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wader
waderFREE2020#520

Good. [COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)][SIZE=5] "FUCK 'EM"[/SIZE][/COLOR]
[COLOR=rgb(0, 0, 0)][SIZE=3][URL unfurl="true"]https://www.yahoo.com/news/outside-police-agencies-pulling-democratic-151516277.html[/URL][/SIZE][/COLOR]

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.............even if you're old and gray."
"Well, it's alright.
............you still got something to say."
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